They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: “I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: ‘Woman you cheated on me today! ‘ ‘Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such … Read more
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, … Read more
John and his wife went to the dog park. There was an elderly lady trying to coax her resistant toy poodle to come to her. Being one that doesn’t mind helping John picked up the little critter and passed it over to her. She scowled at him and scurried off. John mentioned to his wife … Read more
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the town’s preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, “Go up … Read more
The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn’t keep John from boasting to Fred about his sexual endurance. “Three times, “gasped Fred admiringly. “How’d you do it?” “It was easy. “John looked down modestly. “I made love to my wife, and … Read more
A man noticed his credit card had been stolen – but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, “Honey what are you doing?” She replied, “I’m heating up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A man says to his wife, ‘You know what, two inches more and I’d be king.’ She replies, ‘Two inches less and you’d be queen.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.