Joe and Tom were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and … Read more
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can’t see each other signing. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. “Honey, why don’t we agree on some … Read more
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, “But we don’t know anything about each other. “ He said, “That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go along. “ She consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a … Read more
A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when a beautiful young lady walked in. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. “On what grounds?” asked the lawyer. “I don’t think he is faithful to me, “she replied. “And what makes you think he isn’t faithful?” asked the lawyer. “Well, … Read more
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce. “ “Because, “the man says, “I live in a two-story house. “ The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big … Read more
This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the suit. “I’ve got grounds, all right, “sputtered the irate husband. “Can you believe my wife told me I’m a lousy lover?” “That’s why you’re suing?” pursued his lawyer. “Of course not. … Read more
Halfway through Joe’s shift at the photoshop, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, Joe had a little peek as he handed them over. “Would you like the negatives?” he asked. “Yes please, “the guy said sheepishly. Joe said, “Your wife’s got saggy tits, a large belly and … Read more
Jack has died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads Jack’s last will and testament: “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 50 acres of land, and one million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my big Lexus and the Jaguar. To my daughter Suzy, I leave my yacht and … Read more
Son:”Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!” Dad:”Enjoy it while you can son, when you get married the monster sleeps in your bed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying for it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.