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“So let me get this straight, “the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man. “ “That’s correct, “says the defendant. “Upon which, “continues the prosecutor, “you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her. “ “That’s correct, “says the … Read more
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, “It really works!” This joke is included in … Read more
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor: “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad. “Gushed son number one… “Sorry I’m running late, I had an emergency, you know how it is, didn’t have time to get you both a present”. “Nothing … Read more
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks, “he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken, “says the butcher. “Hotdogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and … Read more
A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “That’s such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn’t there anything I can do?” pleaded the patient. “Marry a lawyer, “the doctor advised. “It will be the longest six months of your … Read more
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, “Sure. You carry the suitcases!” This joke … Read more
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than two weeks. When asked he replied miserably “My wife missed the bus” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk together. They come to the fence against which they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, for old time’s sake. “ The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, “You’re even better than you were 30 years ago. “ His … Read more
A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, “Look, I made $40. 50 !” “What jerk gave … Read more
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know? We’re 200 miles inland!” and hangs up. Her husband rolls over and asks, “Sweetheart, who was that?” “I don’t know, some dumb bitch asking if … Read more