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Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. “Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbor, Mr. Danny. “ “Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!” “Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Gypsy catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: “Let me go and I will grant you one wish. “ The Gypsy says: “No way, I’ll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Yes, ma’am, “the old sailor confided to the inquisitive lady, “I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg. “ “Merciful providence!” his hearer gasped. “And what did you do?” “Let him have the leg, of course, ma’am, “said the old salt. “I never … Read more
“Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to … Read more
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame, “the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you, “ The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, “A crocodile, a crocodile!” The woman woke up and asked, “Where, where?” A man cried again, “O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, “What is that?” “They’re smart pills, “said the other boy. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter. “ So he ate them and said, “These taste like crap. “ “See, “said the other boy, “you’re … Read more
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969. “ The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back. “ This joke is … Read more