Doctor’s Office
“A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
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Matchmaker Approached
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up, “he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample. “ The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? … Read more
Burn Calories
One day a Blonde went to the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach. The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. The blond said “I was trying to burn calories. “ … Read more
These Great Long
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. “ “Okay, “said the son. A few minutes … Read more
Mad Cow Disease – Cows Chatting
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the McDonald’s farm. “ The other cow replied, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it won’t affect us … Read more
Deer Tracks – Blondes Walking
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh, look at the deer tracks. “ The other blonde looks and says “Those aren’t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks. “ “No. Those are deer tracks. “ They kept arguing, and about half an hour later they were both killed by … Read more
Deserted Island
Three blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. After dusting it off, the genie came out. “I will grant you each a wish, “he said. “Why not, “thought the blondes. “It’s worth a … Read more
These Turkeys
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Fries Burger Library
A blonde wanders into a library and says, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ The librarian says, ‘I’m sorry, but this is a library.’ The blonde whispers, ‘Can I have a burger and fries?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Daddy Long Legs
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they’re doing. Their father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It’s a … Read more