Jokes Ltd 
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and runs over an opossum. Knowing that mother opossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decided to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down … Read more
Papa mole,momma mole, and a baby mole lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside … Read more
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘You know, we charge per ten words, so if you want you could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog. This joke is included … Read more
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stops again. The woman sees the … Read more
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. “I’m so ashamed, and dirty Doctor, “she said, “I guess I let myself go. “ The physician was checking her eyes and ears. “Don’t feel ashamed, Miss. You … Read more
Little Jennie was helping her mother to set the table, because her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. “Jennie, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Mattew’s seat?” “I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that … Read more
A rabbit went to a fortune-teller. “What do you see in my future?” asked the rabbit. “Very soon, “replied the fortune-teller, “you will meet a pretty young girl who will want to know everything about you. “ “That’s great!” said the rabbit, hopping up and down. “But when will I meet her?” “Next week in … Read more
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they … Read more
On the street a chick is dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:” Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?” “But do you know how many animals I had to sleep with for it?” This joke is included in the … Read more
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. “ “But how do you … Read more