Jokes Ltd Two mothers met for coffee. “Well Ruthie, how are the kids?” “To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!” says Ruth. “She doesn’t get out of bed until 11. She’s out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice … Read more
One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!” His wife asks, “Why? The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“We have your son, “said the kidnapper. “I don’t have a son, “says the woman. “Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?” “Oh God, you have my husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure, “she replied, “but not the same ones. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Baker: “These are the best cakes, ma’am. We have been baking them for years!” Customer: “May I have a cake that was baked today, please?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience. Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming to attend his speech. The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good here. “ This … Read more
Mrs. Sharma: “When I die, love, I want to be cremated. “ Mr. Sharma: “That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Oxford, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy. After giving … Read more
A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asks the king. “Sire, “replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west. “ “What?!” shrieks the king. “I don’t have … Read more