Jokes Ltd During a lesson about adjectives, an elementary school teacher asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, the teacher asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” The student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box. “ This … Read more
Moses and Joe are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Moses says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month. “Joe sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find. “ This … Read more
“Mom, dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you, “said Samantha, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy who lives near the college that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!” “Oh Samantha! I am so happy for you!” gushed her mom … Read more
A young man bought an expensive piece of jewelry as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved on it?” asked the clerk. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the realistic, steadfastly replied, “No, just engrave it: ‘To My One and Only Love.’ That way, if we break … Read more
A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet. “ “Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” asks his pal. He replies, “Two weeks. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper. The others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines, and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two. … Read more
The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching. “Say, would you give me something for my head?” The pharmacist looked up. “Why? What would I do with it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance. “Teddy, “he called, “how many more times do I have to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being. “ There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. “That’s better, “said … Read more
One guy to another:”They say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. “ “Don’t believe it! My wife has been to all three, and I couldn’t see any difference. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. “I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend, “he said. Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. “I don’t think you understand-I want something very unique, … Read more