One man’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well, “his friend says, “you can always have an affair. “ “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her. “the troubled man replies. “If … Read more
A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, “Oh did … Read more
This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning he dropped her off at her apartment and he said, “So long, Lucy. “ She said, “Goodbye, Shorty. … Read more
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!” “I know!” The next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when … Read more
Wife to husband: “One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!” Husband: “Taxi! !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he saw his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie, “ Tom replied. “She ran off with my best … Read more
Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night. “ The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” She … Read more
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s … Read more
Husband: “Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: “I clean the toilet seat…” Husband: “How does it help?” Wife: “I use your toothbrush!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.