One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return the curious girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go to in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room … Read more
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. “ The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, “Well, were you able to get through the two … Read more
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: “With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh. t. “ “But I don’t have a new pair of glasses… “she replies. “But, I do. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers: “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, … Read more
A young guy goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The guy says, “Yeah. I was a salesman before. “ Well, the boss liked the boy and gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. “I’ll come down after we … Read more
A man goes to see a wizard and says “Can you lift a curse that was put on me 30 years ago ?” “Maybe, “says the wizard, “If you can remember the exact words of the curse ?” The man replies without hesitation “I pronounce you man and wife … “ This joke is included … Read more
“Honey, “said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper. “ “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that. “ “Then why did you invite a friend for … Read more
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A king wants his daughter to have a husband so he puts up a flier. The first guy comes and the king puts green glitter on his daughter’s private part. The next morning the king checks the guy’s private part and there’s green glitter all over it. More and more guys come along and the … Read more
A nun gets on a bus that’s empty except for the driver. She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be in the ass. I can’t commit adultery, so the man must be single. Can you … Read more