A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Mary. Mary. “ “Is that you, Fred?” “Yes, … Read more
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have any naked photos of your wife?” Outraged the man replies, “No, I do Not!” Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he opens … Read more
Little Johnny was at school one day, when he noticed that there was a large crowd of kids gathered around Little Billy. Little Johnny walks up to Little Billy and says “Hey what’s all the excitement about”, Little Billy says “Just showing everyone my new watch”. Little Johnny goes “Wow, that’s a cool watch where … Read more
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” The father replied. “Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked woman, then one of the boys runs away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt … Read more
Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed: “What’s up?” “What’s up?”, – some man asks. Dentist:”Who are you?” “I’m Monica’s husband”says the guy on the other side. … Read more
Mom was very upset when she found a bondage S&M magazine in her son’s room. She showed it to her husband when he got home. He handed it back to her without a word. She asked him, “Well, what do we do about this?” “Well, whatever you do, don’t spank him. “ This joke is … Read more
Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. “I’ve never done that” she says, “What do I do ?” “Well” replies Ben, “Do you remember when you were a kid and you’d shake a coke bottle and spray your brother with it … That’s what you do. “ She nods, so he pulls his … Read more
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions, “he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy. “ He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in … Read more
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walked in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, “Oh well,I better get home. My wife doesn’t like me to stay out during late night. “ The first guy replies, “I’ll help you out of this. … Read more