Wife:”There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”Water in a carburetor? That’s ridiculous. “ Wife:”I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor. “ Husband:”You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” Wife:”In the pool. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Chris of his buddy. “You look kind of down. “ “My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin. “ “Why’s that?” “Because it’s brief, unexpected and usually a disaster. “ This joke is included … Read more
A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sergeant asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter. “ Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?” The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too … Read more
Little Johnny: “Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries!” Father: “Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife: “Darling, it was such a hard day. Would you tell me the three magical words that always make me so happy?” Husband: “You are right. “ Wife: “Very funny, no, the other ones. “ Husband: “I was wrong. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Ten-year-old Tommy greeted his sister’s boyfriend very enthusiastically, “That harmonica you gave me for my birthday is easily the best present I have ever had!” “I’m glad you liked it, “the boyfriend replies. “Oh yeah! Mother gives me a quarter a day not to play it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
After suffering through years of his wife’s awful coffee, the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer. Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man snarled, “Here they are!” “Here are what?” the startled lawyer asked. “Grounds for divorce. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Son: “Dad! Dad! I got a part in the school play! I play the husband. “ Dad: “Too bad they did not give a speaking role. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. “Honey, “he said, “I wish you’d sing the songs about Women’s Day. “ “That’s nice of you, Bob, “she said. “Why?” “Then I’d only have to hear you once a year!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? Witness: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ Attorney: And why did that upset you? Witness: My name is Susan. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.