Daughter: “Mommy, where did I come from?” Mom: “Sweetheart, you came out from Mommy’s body. “ Daughter: “How exactly?” Mom: “Well, your head came out first, then your arms, followed by your legs. “ Daughter: “How did you assemble them?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Son: “Mom, do I look like God?” Mom: “No, honey. Why?” Son: “Because everywhere I go, people say, ‘Oh God, he is back! ‘“ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A priest and a nun are caught in a severe snowstorm. They find a deserted cabin and take shelter from the blizzard. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman, offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself. As they get tucked … Read more
A kindhearted judge was commiserating with the wife. “Your husband really has a problem. Has he ever tried Alcoholics Anonymous?” “I’m sure he has, “she nodded sadly. “That man will drink anything. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day. “ “Oh, really?” “No, O’Reilly!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Joe and Suzan have been married for twenty years. Every morning Joe wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work. Every morning for twenty years, Suzan says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!” One morning, Suzan is preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving and gets an … Read more
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. ”Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300. ” ”Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. ”I earned it hiking. ” ”Come on,” the father said, ”tell me the truth?” … Read more
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister. “ Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set … Read more
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids…. … Read more