A man, in his carefree bachelor days, had been very fond of a Washington restaurant which specialized in waffles with honey. Year after year he had visited this place to get this very delectable meal, so when he married, he decided to take his wife there so they could share the pleasure together. He did … Read more
The pastor of a local church was visited by a man evidently worse for liquor, and a young lady. She said to the minister, “Please, sir, we’ve come to be married. “ “I can’t marry you with this man in this condition, “said the clergyman. “Besides, haven’t you been here twice before, and haven’t I … Read more
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the … Read more
Wife: “I’m mad. “ Husband: “Again or still?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Over a drink in the evening the discussion turned to length of hair… Mr. Jones: “Don’t you think long hair on a man makes him look intellectual?” Mr. Smith: “That depends. My wife found a long hair on my coat sleeve yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn’t think of the names of those who were to be married. “Will those wanting … Read more
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, “Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy, and irresistible to women you are?” Totally flattered, he replied, “No dear, they haven’t. “ At that point she yelled, “Then what the heck … Read more
Father: “Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school. “ Son: “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I love you” is a mathematical function where, ‘I love’ is the constant and ‘you’ is the variable… and marriage inverts the function, where “you” becomes the constant, “I love” becomes the variable. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer, “said Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious, “soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why … Read more