The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, today … Read more
A man goes on a business trip to Manchester during the course of which he has to make a long journey by taxi. During the journey, the driver decides to break the monotony and says to the man, “Do you like riddles?” “Oh yes, “says the man, “I think so. “ “OK, “says the taxi … Read more
The morning of the big parade, a man and a little boy entered a barber shop together. “Give me the full treatment, “the man said. “I want to look good in the parade!” After the man received a shave, manicure, and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m going to buy a new … Read more
The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram. Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me. “ The Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men, “says the Sergeant. “Williams, report to the mess hall for … Read more
A young woman is visiting her parents. While helping her mother fix dinner, she opens the refrigerator. On the inside of the door, she sees a sexy picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman. “What’s this about, Mom?” she asks. “Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat, “the … Read more
Daughter: “Did you hear, dad, they have just caught the biggest hotel thief in Las Vegas!” Dad: “What hotel did he run?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knew the numbers 1 to 10 well. “Yes, of course! My daddy taught me, even more than 10!” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four, “answered the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven. “ “Very good, “said the teacher. “your dad did a good job. Now, what comes after … Read more
Father: “Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school. “ Son: “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, “A spider. “ His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. “I really want a spider, “responded Johnny. Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, “Do … Read more
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer, “said Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious, “soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why … Read more