Being airborne approximately thirty minutes on an outbound evening flight from Dublin the lead flight attendant nervously made the following announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up… one minute prior to take-off, by our catering service… , I don’t … Read more
A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter. She had some time before the flight’s departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse. She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie: “Today’s investment will pay big dividends!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork… Have you actually ever tasted it?” The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the … Read more
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Dear, would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say, “replied the little girl, shyly. “Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie, “the woman said. Her daughter took a deep … Read more
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh’s house Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars from Pooh’s stash of honey and it went all over the floor. Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more