Two blondes were taking their first train trip on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked … Read more
One day a blonde went to a seafood restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A Penguin is driving down the street when suddenly his car breaks down in the hot desert. He calls a towing service and takes it to the nearest shop in some small town he’s never been in. Mechanic tells him it’s going to be awhile. The penguin says, “No problem. I’ll just go across the … Read more
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the … Read more
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 1 dollar only. “ He said, “I’ll take a dozen!” She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready … Read more
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively … Read more
An airline captain was breaking in an Antartian as a stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the … Read more
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look, “she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, “he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty … Read more
In a greasy spoon, a downhearted diner asked the waitress for meatloaf and some kind words. She brought the meatloaf but didn’t say a thing. “Hey, “he said, “what about my kind word?” She replied, “Don’t eat the meatloaf. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Ailster recently had dinner at a seafood restaurant. Upon being seated the waiter arrives promptly to take his order. Ailster asked, “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answered, “No, that’s just the way I walk!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.