A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. “Did you steal this man’s overcoat?” he demanded. “No sir, “the defendant replied, with a grin. “I was just playing a joke on him. “ “And where did you take the coat?” asked the judge. “I removed it from … Read more
Kwamei walks into a restaurant and wants to order chicken. Unfortunately, English is not his first language and he can’t remember how to say chicken in English. Kwame sees the guy at the table next to him with a plate with 4 boiled eggs on it. Kwame points to the plate of eggs and says … Read more
“Waiter, it’s been half an hour since I ordered that turtle soup. “ “Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!” “Don’t worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here! ‘ The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. This joke … Read more
At a restaurant… Customer: “This steak is burnt black!” Waiter: “Yes, sir. A mark of respect, sir. Our cook died yesterday. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on my steak?” “Sorry, “answers the waiter, “I don’t want it to fall on the floor again. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away. “Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer, “said his mother. “I don’t need to, “the boy replied. “Of … Read more
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later. “ “That’s mighty nice of you, “Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa … Read more
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t … Read more