4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggests playing rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. “Stop all this nonsense. Let’s just flip the stool over. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, “Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A vampire goes into the bar and and for a glass of hot water. The bartender says, “I thought you guys only drank blood. “ The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “We do, I’m making tea. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, “You know you’ve got a ship’s wheel on your penis?” And the pirate says, “Argh, I know. It drives me nuts. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked the server. “No, “he answered. “Bad knees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a … Read more
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says, “But sir, it’s just a sperm bank!” “I don’t care, open it now!” he replies. So she opens the door to the … Read more
“Guy: “Can I buy you a drink?” Girl: “Sorry, but alcohol is bad for my legs. “ Guy: “Do they swell?” Girl: “No. They spread. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man walks into a bar and orders a whisky. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of tequila. So the bartender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is served he slams it back and … Read more