There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman’s vagina? Let me go see. “ Both of them went into the room with the woman, … Read more
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know. “ She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger. “ She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and … Read more
Girl: “Do you believe in puppy love?” Boy: “I tried it once, but their assholes are too small. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands. “ The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!” This joke … Read more
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a seashell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three. . oh no, wait… nine – I have forgotten one case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn’t reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section. It’s empty.’ ‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian. ‘They don’t often bring them back. ‘ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A little boy asks his Mum “why am I black and you are white ?” “Don’t even ask, “she replies “when I think back to that party… you are very lucky that you do not bark!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.