At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words ‘sex’ and ‘love. ‘ The woman wrote: “When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Josh and I, it is spiritually … Read more
Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not enter. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen. The queen was so gorgeous that the king’s ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her. One day, the king got an invitation to visit the King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom. Before … Read more
Steward the biker comes to the hairdresser. The hairdresser stares at his greasy hair in disbelief for a while and then asks, “So, did you come to cut your hair or just for an oil change?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A lovey-dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park and she says: “My ear hurts me…” He kisses it gently and asks, “Is it better now, my darling?” “It’s all gone, “giggles the girl, “but now I have a pain here, “and she points to her neck. The boy kisses it tenderly and … Read more
A teen goes and sees a psychiatrist. Teen: I tend to over-exaggerate things. Psychiatrist: How many times does this happen? Teen: Over a bazillion times. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Melvin threw a boomerang a few years ago. He now lives in constant fear. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue. Arab:”Why did you do that?” Jew: “Because he killed half my people. “ The Arab spits on the statue as well. “ Jew: “Why did you do that?” Arab: “Because he didn’t kill the other half. “ … Read more
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing, “says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum. “ … Read more