General Jokes

Gosh I’ve Forgotten

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A crazy man jumps from the bushes and opens his coat in front of an old lady to surprise and terrify her. The granny takes a look at him and says: “Oh, Gosh, I’ve forgotten to buy the eggs. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more

Jetliners Crash

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A first-time flier was very nervous as he buckled his seat belt before takeoff. He turned to the woman in the next seat and asked, “How often do jetliners crash?” The woman thought for a moment and replied, “Usually, just once. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more

Stay Afloat

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A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly loses engine power and the aircraft begins to descend. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to … Read more

Shaky Voice Yes

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An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. “Sir, “she asks in a shaky voice, “do you sell vibrators?” “Yes, ma’am. “ “And are they this big around and this long?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “ “And they’re $42. 95?” she asks in a shaky voice. “Yes, ma’am. “ “How … Read more

Whistle Applause Natural

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“Doc, every time after sex I hear a whistle. “ “What’s your age?” “70. “ “You know, this is very natural. It would be strange if you heard applause… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Serve Pigs

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Customer to Waiter: “This is the third time I’m asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!” Waiter: “Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I am telling you, we serve everyone here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Buttered Bread Falls

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Two blondes, Jane and Sarah, were deep in a philosophical argument. “Since you’re so damned smart, “Sarah says, “Answer this question: why is it that when a slice of buttered bread falls to the ground, it’s bound to fall on the buttered side?” Jane snorts, “It doesn’t always land on the buttered side. Here, I’ll … Read more

Idiot Redneck

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A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: “I’d like to become the next President of the United States. “ The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?” Redneck: “Why is it required?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.