All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride’s father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. “The wedding’s off, “he shouted, “Everybody bugger off!” Dismayed and … Read more
A screwdriver rolls into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!” The screwdriver squeals, “You have a drink named Philip??” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words ‘sex’ and ‘love. ‘ The woman wrote: “When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, just like Josh and I, it is spiritually … Read more
Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” Woman: “Do not enter. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and … Read more
Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen. The queen was so gorgeous that the king’s ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her. One day, the king got an invitation to visit the King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom. Before … Read more
A man goes into a florist and says, “I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend”. “Certainly sir”, she responds, “and what in particular are you after”? After some thought, the man answers, “A shag”. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!” Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get 7 years of bad luck. “ Condom: “Bitchеs, please!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Frankie’s German girlfriend liked to rate his sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. One night they tried anal sex and she kept yelling 9. That was the best Frankie has ever done. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two firefighters are butt fucking in a smoke filled room. The chief walks in and yells, “What the fuck is going on in here?” The one firefighter says, “He was suffering from smoke inhalation. “ So the fire chief asks, “Why didn’t you try mouth to mouth?” The firefighter says, “How the hell do you … Read more