A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your pussy?” The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!” “Hmmm, “he replies. “It must be your feet, then. “ This joke is included in the … Read more
A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, “No, she’s not that ugly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, “Have I got a problem?Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour ’cause my pee barely trickles out. “ “Heck, that’s nothing, … Read more
A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shop and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked the server. “No, “he answered. “Bad knees. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a … Read more
A guy went to a whore house and asked the lady if she had a woman that could handle 16 inches. “Hmm, “said the madam. “I’m not sure. Try the first door on the right. “ So the guy went inside, stuck it in, and immediately heard screams. “It’s too big! Take it out!” So … Read more
During a war warrior shouted against 3 ladies Warrior: “I am going to rape you all. “ Younger lady: “But please leave our grandmother. “ Grandmother: “Shut up, war is war. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. “ The gas pump, of course, didn’t respond. The younger alien became angry … Read more
Two gays Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest. Cecil ask, “What you doing?” Rupert said, “I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest. Cecil said, “Don’t be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of … Read more
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?” He replies, … Read more