A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, “You know you’ve got a ship’s wheel on your penis?” And the pirate says, “Argh, I know. It drives me nuts. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man calls 911 emergency: “Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!” After five minutes, the same man calls back: “It is ok, I found another one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, “What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?” … Read more
A lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man. About half an hour after they took off, the man sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, … Read more
A guy sent out an application for an online dating website to meet the ladies. The website rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly. The question was, “What do you like most in a woman?” The man replied, “My dick. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, “Well I carried this child around … Read more
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says … Read more
A businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: “Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!” He can’t quite remember what the word means, but he’s sure he’s pleased the hooker to the best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game … Read more
A little boy asks his Mum “why am I black and you are white ?” “Don’t even ask, “she replies “when I think back to that party… you are very lucky that you do not bark!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.