A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, “A crocodile, a crocodile!” The woman woke up and asked, “Where, where?” A man cried again, “O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?” Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children” Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?” Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad cow disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the McDonald’s farm. “ The other cow replied, “Hell, I ain’t worried, it won’t affect us … Read more
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground. The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at. The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they’re doing. Their father replies that the two spiders are having sex. It’s a … Read more
Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench, and a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second lady had a stroke, and the third lady’s arm was too short to reach. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: “There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!” This joke is included … Read more
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, “Ok old fart, time for you to retire. “ The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has … Read more
Johnny, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air. Bert said, “I wish that was a sexy brunette. “ George echoed, “I wish it was a sexy redhead. “ Johnny sighed, “I wish it was dark… “ … Read more
Two goldfish are in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.