General Jokes
Cowboy Remains Silent
Three cowboys sit around a campfire bragging about their adventures. The first says, “I gotta be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men. I wrestled that sumbitch to the ground with my bare hands. “ The second cowboy laughs, “That’s nothing. … Read more
Bottom Shelf
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the … Read more
How Do You Spell Paint? – Cowboys Come
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?” “Yeah, “says the other cowboy. “Look, “says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction. “ … Read more
Next-Door Neighbor He’s
A woman is chatting with her friends when she points at a man in the street, ‘That’s my next-door neighbor. He’s an alcoholic!’ One of her friends asks, ‘How do you know that?’ The woman replies, ‘Yesterday he was at the bar drinking next to me all night. ‘ This joke is included in the … Read more
Exact Truth
Three politicians were in a heated discussion as to which one was the best liar. As the discussion was getting louder and louder the bartender suggested they have a liars contest. After agreeing to the rules the first says, “I have never told a lie, “ The second indicated that he was not capable of … Read more
Factory Foreman Inspected
The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said, “Well, Robbert, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up, Handle With Care.’” “Yes sir, “the worker replied. “And just … Read more
Bronze Lawyers
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After a while, he chose a bronze rat and brought it up to the counter. “That will be $10 for the bronze rat and $1,000 for the story behind it, “said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll just pay the $10 and pass on the … Read more
How Do You Spell Paint? – Wanted Repaint
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living room and she told him that she … Read more
Insanity Minnie Seems
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. “Mickey, “the judge says, “I’m sorry. I can’t grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me. “ “I didn’t say she was insane, “exclaims Mickey. “I said she was fucking Goofy. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more