“Yes, ma’am, “the old sailor confided to the inquisitive lady, “I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg. “ “Merciful providence!” his hearer gasped. “And what did you do?” “Let him have the leg, of course, ma’am, “said the old salt. “I never … Read more
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. “Good God!” exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, “I thought you don’t believe in me. “ The hunter replied, “Up until now I didn’t believe in 1,000-pound deer either. “ This joke is … Read more
A guy is late to meet with his friends at the local bar the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: “Wow, you won’t believe what just happened. So I take the usual route via the rail tracks and suddenly I see a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. … Read more
Papa mole,momma mole, and a baby mole lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside … Read more
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking outside. “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace, but within five minutes, it stops again. The woman sees the … Read more
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they … Read more
On the street a chick is dressed with fur from head to toes. Near hear another chick stops and says to hear:” Do you imagine how many animals they had to kill for this coat?” “But do you know how many animals I had to sleep with for it?” This joke is included in the … Read more
A Gypsy catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: “Let me go and I will grant you one wish. “ The Gypsy says: “No way, I’ll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. “Oh Bunsen, my flame, “the sodium pined. “I melt whenever I see you, “ The Bunsen burner replied, “It’s just a phase you’re going through. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more