Liam stumbled into a saloon, half crooked. “Say, “he said to the bartender, “how tall is a penguin?” “About two and a half feet. “ “Thank God!” cried Liam. “I thought I ran over a nun!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the white guy says “you people don’t actually think Jesus was black do you?” “And what makes you think he’s not?” The black pastor … Read more
A farmer and a son live on a farm. The farmer is sitting in the kitchen when his son comes in from the barn with a large glass filled with white liquid. He is so excited because he’s just milked a cow. Then he takes a big drink from the glass. His father just stares … Read more
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. … Read more
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a pitbull, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen carefully, “he told the homeowner, “I’m going to climb the tree and poke the … Read more
A witness was called to stand to testify about a head-on automobile collision. “Whose fault was this accident?” the lawyer asked. “As near as I could tell, “replied the witness, “they hit each other at about the same time. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
One day, a priest was walking through a forest, when he came upon a pond. On the pond was a lily-pad, and on the lily-pad was the saddest frog the priest had ever seen! “Dear frog, “the priest asked, “what is the matter? Why’re you so sad?” “Well, “said the frog, “I was not always … Read more
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows. “ Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows. “ Third Bull: “I’ve … Read more
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, … Read more
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?” The boy replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm. “ The boy looked down and … Read more