Black Men
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says “Show me it’s true what they say about black men”. So he stabs her and takes her purse. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
General Jokes
Sexual Pleasures
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up. “ He looked around and couldn’t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up. “ He looked in the water and … Read more
Exemplary Statues
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you … Read more
Daddy Bends
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, … Read more
Shoe Heel Solemate
After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe? “Will you be my solemate?” The other shoe replies, “No, you’re nothing but a heel!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Caller Well
Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall? A Man: I’m sorry there are no Walls here. Caller: Well, if there aren’t any walls there, how does the roof stay up? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Parrots Exclaimed
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing. “ “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’“the woman said embarrassingly. “That’s … Read more
Rolled Down Backwards
Two guys on a double bike were pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, “Whew, that was so hard. “ The second replied, “Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we … Read more
Evening’s Newspaper Carried
A fisherman accidentally left his day’s catch under the seat of a bus. The next evening’s newspaper carried an ad: “If the person who left a bucket of fish on the No. 47 bus would care to come to the garage, he can have the bus. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Costume Party
A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. “I am a turtle, “he says. “Who’s on your back?” “That’s Michelle. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.