The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here at 7 A. M. to get something for his cough. … Read more
A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country’s greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting … Read more
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said “Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100. “ The lawyer stood up and said “Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but perhaps you could allow him a few minutes in the crowd… … Read more
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then … Read more
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move … Read more
As the herd of cows were traveling, one of them was falling behind. She shouted out to the others that she could not run any faster. She shouted, “Slow down, my calves are killing me!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three seniors are out for a stroll. One of them remarks, “It’s windy. “ Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday. “ The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An elderly man went to his friend’s house to have a little chit chat. Then, he told his friend, “I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. “ His friend then asked, “So what’s the name of the other leg?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, ”How do you really feel? I mean, you’re 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?” ”Honestly, I feel like a newborn baby. I’ve got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself. ” This … Read more