His girlfriend’s father was interviewing young Charles. “So, “said that impressive personage, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you? “Not particularly, “said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
When Fred went to his barber he expressed concern about going bald. Fred: “Now that I’m getting older I’m worried about my hair falling out. “ Barber: “Men’s hair doesn’t ever fall out. “ Fred: “I’ve seen many balding older men. “ Barber: “When men get older their hair follicles get weak making the hair … Read more
A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Hmm… That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there … Read more
Three psychiatrists who are attending a convention decide to take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, “one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agree that this is a … Read more
After an 87-year-old woman finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, “There, now you look ten years younger!” The unimpressed lady replied, “Who wants to look 77 years old?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight. “ “It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Thief had successfully entered the art museum on the second floor, where lesser known artists are displayed. After previewing the art, he selected a piece to take. As he was making his getaway, one of the guards came up from behind, snatched the picture from under the thief’s arms and slammed it down over his … Read more
An inmate at the local detention center was sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another inmate was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up, “Wait a minute. I just caught you cheating yourself. “ “Shhh! Don’t tell anybody but for years I’ve been cheating at solitaire. “ “You don’t say! Did you ever catch yourself cheating?” … Read more
John picked up a hitchhiker the other night and hitchhiker asked him, “How did you know I was not a serial killer?” John replied, “The chances of two serial killers in the same car are astronomical. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, “No thank you, I don’t smoke. I don’t want to get lung cancer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.