Cut Down

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down, “the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more

Scary Woodland

Two hitmen are walking together deep into a scary woodland. The first hitman says, “I don’t mind admitting I feel a little afraid!” The second hitman replies, “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Pub Talk Okay

A drunk asked a barman, “Who did you vote for in the last election?” “None of your business, “the barman answered, “And besides, you never talk politics in a pub. “ “Okay, “said the drunk. “What church do you go to?” “None of your business, “the barman answered, “And besides, you never talk about religion … Read more

Mad Cow Disease

There were two cows standing in the field, one cow says to the other: “boy that mad cow disease has got me worried” the other cow says I’m not worried, I’m a penguin” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Doorman Frowned 2

A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to … Read more

Doorman Frowned

A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to … Read more

City Slicker Britches

A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator, “said the cow. The man nearly jumped right out … Read more