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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant … Read more
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished – but then realized “it’s only going to cost us $30 per year. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of the square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it’s’ completely irrational. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Student: “What’s infinity? “ Math Teacher: “Think of a number”. Student: “Okay, I’ve got one. “ Teacher:” Good. That’s not it. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A cell phone rings in a full mens locker room, the man answers the phone He puts it on the speaker. Man: “Hello!” Woman: “Hi honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” Man: “Yes. “ Woman: “I’m at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat and it’s only $2,000, can I … Read more
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “ This joke … Read more
A bank robber wanted to keep his identity secret, but didn’t wear a balaclava. He told all in the bank not to look at him or he would shoot them. One foolhardy customer sneaked a look, and the robber promptly shot him. The robber asked if anyone else had seen his face. One customer, gazing … Read more
When a woman became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice. “The first ten years are the hardest, “he said. “How long have you been married?” she asked. “Ten years”, he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Son: Dad, it’s so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.