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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. “Doctor, “the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine!” “Nonsense, “the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your … Read more
After shopping at a busy store, Jessica and another woman happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding their cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then Jessica’s car horn beeped, and she was able to locate her vehicle easily. “Wow, “the other woman said. “I … Read more
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my … Read more
First year University medical students were attending their first Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. The Professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a doctor. He said, “The first quality is to never be disgusted about anything in the … Read more
A girl walks into a supermarket and asks the clerk, “Can I have a turkey for my grandma?” the clerk responds, “Sorry. We don’t do exchanges. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here at 7 A. M. to get something for his cough. … Read more
The minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter. “ She said to him, “I think about it many times a day. “ “Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise. “ “It’s not a matter of wisdom, “she replied. “It’s … Read more
“Doctor, my husband is doing weird things lately, “a lady complains to her psychiatrist. “I strongly feel something is wrong with him. “ “What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?” asks the doctor. “Well he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup’s handle … Read more
“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course… “ “Great! I never could before!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“How was your game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went, “he answered. “But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?” “But he’s 85 and doesn’t play golf anymore, … Read more