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A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a zucchini up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “Doctor, what is wrong with me?” The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A 70 year old man asked his wife, “Do you feel sad when you see me running behind younger women?” The wife replies, “No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars, doesn’t mean they can drive them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The patient : “Doctor I keep stealing things” The doctor: “Take these tablets; if that doesn’t work get me a flat screen TV. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“I have this big problem, doctor, everyone is calling me crazy just because I love hot dogs …” “That’s stupid, in my opinion. Frankly, I adore hot dogs too, but nobody calls me crazy …” “Really? Great, doctor! Why don’t you come along with me and I’ll show you my collection!” This joke is included … Read more
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you … Read more
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge. “ The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting. “But tell me … Read more
The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. As they relaxed, they decided to have a cigarette and relax a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry but all their matches had become wet. They had no … Read more
Rose accompanied her husband Tom to his annual checkup. While Tom was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to Rose, “I don’t like the way he looks. “ “Neither do I, “she said. “But he’s handy around the house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A Tourist was driving down a country road when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. He stopped and said, “What’s the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?” The boy says, “Nope! Just found one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery, “he answered. “What did he say, “asked the nurse. “Oops!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more