Doesn’t Psychotherapy
Why doesn’t psychotherapy work on men? “They don’t have to go back to their childhood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Jokes
Browse a highly curated database of jokes designed to optimize your daily dopamine metrics. From efficient dad jokes to complex narrative punchlines, these text assets are guaranteed to lower your productivity, increase your morale, and provide a measurable return on engagement.
Jake Waxman
Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment. “ “So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend. … Read more
Doctors Seem
“Doctor, “said the sick man, “the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case. “ “I know, “replied the physician cheerfully, “but the post-mortem will show that I am right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Advantage Lately Nonsense
Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you? Doctor: How much have you got? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Even Yellow Appliances
One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it … yellow jaundice. He called a doctor who came to his apartment … Read more
Thief’s Arms
Thief had successfully entered the art museum on the second floor, where lesser known artists are displayed. After previewing the art, he selected a piece to take. As he was making his getaway, one of the guards came up from behind, snatched the picture from under the thief’s arms and slammed it down over his … Read more
Walter’s Mother-In-Law
Today Walter picked up his mother-in-law at the airport. She’s getting a little up there. Walter’s mother-in-law at the age where she doesn’t remember things too well. So, when Walter saw her, he said, “Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Example Mitchell
Mitchell said to his doctor, “I’m having serious problems with my memory. “ The doctor said, “Give me an example. “ Mitchell said, “The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I’d parked my car. “ The doctor laughed and said, “That’s nothing to worry about, we’ve … Read more
Happen Sure Beats
“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!” “My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?” “Sure beats me. I planted carrots. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Catch Yourself
An inmate at the local detention center was sitting in his cell playing solitaire. Another inmate was watching. Finally the kibitzer spoke up, “Wait a minute. I just caught you cheating yourself. “ “Shhh! Don’t tell anybody but for years I’ve been cheating at solitaire. “ “You don’t say! Did you ever catch yourself cheating?” … Read more