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As Jane was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for her wrist, saying, “I’m going to give you a bracelet. “ “Has it got rubies and diamonds?” Jane asked coyly. “No, “the clerk said. “But it cost just as much. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “Ninety eight, “she replied, “three years older than me. “ “So you’re 95?” the undertaker commented. She responded, “Hardly worth going home, is it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Three psychiatrists who are attending a convention decide to take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, “one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agree that this is a … Read more
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. “Sit down and tell me how it happened, “says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear. “ “What … Read more
Geoff was not a tech junkie but he was a little skeptical when the salesman told him this would be the last GPS he ever needed. Geoff was 65 and he knew technology changes and new and better ones come out every year. Geoff began to feel extremely uncomfortable and thought maybe the salesman was … Read more
The older police detective stopped by Matt’s house and asked where he was between 5 and 6? Matt respectfully replied, “In the Kindergarten, sir. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After an 87-year-old woman finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, “There, now you look ten years younger!” The unimpressed lady replied, “Who wants to look 77 years old?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?” “How should I know?” the man answers, “I’m not a lawyer!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
“I thought you were going to marry Eddie? You said it was love at first sight. “ “It was – it was the second and third sights that put me off him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The after dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, bringing everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right and said, “Can nothing be done to shut him up?” “If there is, I’d like to know, “said the lady, “I’m his … Read more