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Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: He thinks he is a chicken. Doctor: really? How long has this been going on? Boy: Five years. Doctor: Five years! Boy: We would have brought him in earlier, but we needed the eggs. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“My son had to give up his career because of fallen arches. “ “He’s an athlete?” “No—an architect. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“It’s a boy, “Marvin shouted, as tears began to roll down his cheeks. “I can’t believe it, it really is a boy. “ That’s when Marvin swore never to return to Thailand. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Sam offered to drive his mother-in-law to the doctor’s. But when he arrived at her house, Sam found her gossiping away with a neighbor. “Mom, we’ve got to go, “Sam interjected, but she couldn’t hear him over the chatter. “Mom!” Sam repeated as he pulled her away. “Sorry, but I didn’t know what to do, … Read more
A man rubbed a bottle and a genie came out, “OK the genie said what’s your wish” The man said “I want all ladies to love me”, and he turned into a bar of chocolate. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey, “says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I … Read more
Harry and Barbra’s marriage has been on the rocks for a while, so when they hear about a marriage seminar being given in their neighborhood they decide to attend. “One of the most important things in marriage”, said the speaker, “is to get to really know your spouse well. For example, “continued the speaker, “How … Read more
A newly married couple went fishing on their vacation. Afterwards the wife’s mother asked her how it went. “Oh, it was terrible, everything went wrong, we overslept, and then we got a flat tire, and the worst part was that I caught more fish than he did! This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office. “Hello, there, “said one. “Are you coming or going?” “If I knew that, “said the other, “I wouldn’t be here. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Hollywood hostess, giving instructions to a new maid just before a party, cautioned: “Now remember, Marie, when you serve my guests, don’t wear any jewelry. “ “I haven’t anything valuable, madam, “answered the maid. “But thanks for the warning just the same. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more