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A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah’s Witness. He declined, as he hadn’t seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Man says to his boss “Can we talk? I have a problem. “ Boss says “Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!” Man says “Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get impregnated, “answers Johnny. The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?” Little Johnny thinks about it for … Read more
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket. “ He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face. “ “Yes, sir, “the boys said. “Then why is it that … Read more
Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in DC. The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily … Read more
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. “ Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the two hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class. “ … Read more
After browsing the restaurant menu, Melvin had a question for the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a filet?” “Neither, “the waitress said “It’s a fish. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two bums are walking down the street and they find $100. One says, “Ok, let’s buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on whiskey?. “ The other says, “I don’t get it, why do we need so much bread?. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
There were these two bums and they were hungry when they came across road kill. The first bum went down to eat it when he looked up at his friend and said, “Oh I’m sorry, would you like some?” He replied, “No, I think I’ll wait. “ So they continued down the road and the … Read more