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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with … Read more
There was an employment advertisement in an office. So a guy went there. Manager asked him: “Do you know what the meaning of a Ph. D. is?” The guy answered: “Passed High school with Difficulties. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn’t sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it’s a nun saying she’s going door to door … Read more
A Medical University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man’s butt. Mystified, he … Read more
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. “Oh no, I look like a pig” The man nods, “And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great… I would recommend it very highly. “ The other man said, … Read more
Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did. Why?” “Can you quickly give them to me, so I can copy them… ?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the … Read more
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” “No. “ The second beau came to the door and said, “I’m Joe, I’m here to … Read more
A talk between blondes Stacy: You know Tracy, sometimes I don’t understand life. Tracy: What do you mean? Stacy: When we were younger, we learnt to talk and to walk. At school, we always have to sit down and shut up… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more