After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to find a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the same company produced: soaps, detergents,toothpaste, and paper … Read more
Harry asked his wife: “Did you leave a tip for the boy who delivers our paper?” His wife replies: “Yes, dear. I put some of it in the bushes, some of it on the roof, and some of it in the front yard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give … Read more
The judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement from one which he had previously made to the police. “For example, “he said, “when I entered my chambers today, I was sure I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then … Read more
Mary comes home rather late. “Oh, sweetheart, “she called, “your car’s on Maple Street. “ “Why didn’t you bring it home?” her husband asked. “Couldn’t, she said. “It’s too dark out there to find all the parts. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager’s office, and says, “I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband. “ “Oh, we don’t give loans for divorces, “the manager says. “We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobiles, businesses, and home improvement. “ Kathy interrupts: “Stop right … Read more
After her conviction of murder in the second degree, the District Attorney, during her sentencing hearing said, “Mrs. Madison – after you put the arsenic in the stew and served it to your husband, didn’t you feel even a little remorse for what you were doing?” “I did, “she said calmly. “And when was that?” … Read more
A couple was at the mall and his wife decided to buy something for their daughter-in-law at an exclusive lingerie shop. Inside, the husband was feeling very out of place when a beautiful clerk asked if she could help him. In a cocky manner, he asked, “Where are all the men’s clothes?” In a demure … Read more
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. His wife calls and asks if he is drunk. The man replies, “Of course not!”. Being suspicious that he is drunk, she says, “Okay then, tell me where you are and I will come and get you. … Read more
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:”Windows frozen, won’t open. “ Husband texts back:”Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with a hammer. “ Wife texts back 5 minutes later:”We now need a new computer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more