Little Johnny: “That knife-throwing act was terrible. I want my money back. “ Carnival Owner:” What was the matter with it?” Little Johnny: “Call that a knife thrower? He got ten chances and he didn’t even hit that girl once!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope, “replied the man. “Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you, “said … Read more
Standing before the judge during an alimony hearing, the man said, “As God is my judge, I do not owe that madwoman money!” The judge calmly replied, “He isn’t. I am. You do. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Dear Santa, For this year I’m requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body. P. S. Please don’t mix them up like you did last year. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The son has finally saved enough money to buy his own house. It is just a few houses down the road from where his parents still live. On the day he moves in he invites some friends over, turns on the music and drinks a few beers. As the son was making his toast and … Read more
A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side. “I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend, “he said. Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. “I don’t think you understand-I want something very unique, … Read more
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asked an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see”, answered an engineer. They all boarded … Read more
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, ”I was going to park there! ” … Read more
A businessman was explaining to his son, who was a teenager, about the different departments in his own company. “You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That is Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see … Read more
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender. “ But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat … Read more