A policeman flags down a driver. After pulling him over, the policeman approached the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?” The driver responds, “I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. “ “You don’t have one?” The man responds, … Read more
One night a police woman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you. “ He replies “Tits. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a police roadblock! ! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers! !” “Don’t worry, Bubba, “Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers … Read more
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a … Read more
Little Tim, a 5 year old, called 911 and very softly said: “hello”. Officer Pam asked: “Are your parents there?” Little Tim answered: “Yes, their busy”, the police, the fire department are here and they are busy” Officer Pam said : “So son you’re telling me that the police, fire department, and your parents are … Read more
Little Johnny brings a can to the policeman and asks:”Can you please open the can?” Policeman knocks at it:”Please open the door, police…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Officer:”Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake. “ Lady:”Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?” Officer:”Well, that’s not prohibited. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it… Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65. “ Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway … Read more
“A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you … Read more
Blonde: Officer there’s like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.