A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman’s right boob is hanging out. “ As he gets closer it becomes apparent that he was right. When he gets face to … Read more
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?” … Read more
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway. He started chasing after the speeder. When he got close he saw it was a blonde woman who was actually knitting while driving. The cop yelled, “Pull over!” The blonde shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses. “ “We don’t have any, “replied the first blonde. “Well, if you’re … Read more
A blonde gets in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and says, “Ma’am… you’re sitting in the backseat… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer. “ “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and … Read more
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. “Jesus is gonna get you. “ The robber ignored it, and took the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. “Jesus is gonna get you. “ The robber started to get a little worried. … Read more
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately. “ The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving … Read more
A snail and a slug got into a crash. When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened. He replied: “I don’t know, it all happened so fast!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.