Neither Wifi Nor
Teacher: “Complete the following sentence, ‘Early to bed and early to rise… ‘“ Student: “… This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Programmer Jokes
Computer Scientist Both
A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment. “ The mathematician: “A wife. You have security. “ The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend … Read more
Needed Geoff
Geoff was not a tech junkie but he was a little skeptical when the salesman told him this would be the last GPS he ever needed. Geoff was 65 and he knew technology changes and new and better ones come out every year. Geoff began to feel extremely uncomfortable and thought maybe the salesman was … Read more
Ultimate Computer
The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This, “he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it. “ A … Read more
Enjoys Group Activities
A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. “ Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Department Manager
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager … Read more
Sales Clerk
“This little computer, “said the sales clerk, “will do half of your job for you. “ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine. I’ll take two. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Designed Windows Software
Owner of an aircraft manufacturing company stopped by the aircraft testing airfield to check on the newest test pilot. He asked the supervisor how the new guy was doing. “Terrible! He has already crashed five planes this week!” Owner replied, “How is this possible? Where did he work before coming here?” Supervisor said, “He designed … Read more