One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke. “ The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting … Read more
A new army computer is put through its paces. An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armory?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’ The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’ The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to … Read more
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can … Read more
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so … Read more
A saleswoman is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me. “ “Don’t you have a phone in your car?” “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. “ “Uh… … Read more
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in … Read more
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:”Windows frozen, won’t open. “ Husband texts back:”Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with a hammer. “ Wife texts back 5 minutes later:”We now need a new computer. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO’s board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilot-less technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEO’s is then told, privately, that their company’s software is Aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEO’s … Read more
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angelis to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The … Read more