A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face. “ “Yes, sir, “the boys said. “Then why is it that … Read more
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing. “ Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the two hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class. “ … Read more
Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?” Boy: “Seven!” Teacher: “Let’s try this another way. If … Read more
Ms. Battle: Henry, I hope I didn’t see you copying Casey’s math test. Henry: I hope you didn’t either. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A private school was faced with a strange problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the … Read more
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. “ Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it. “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, … Read more
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. “Ladies, exercise is good for you, “announced the teacher. Walking is especially … Read more
An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing. “ The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly. The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing. “ The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted rest and recuperation leave and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for … Read more