A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store. “ “But I’m a college graduate, “the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. … Read more
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: “John, why aren’t you writing?” “I’m exhausted because of sex. “ “That should not be a problem, write with your left hand. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Teacher: How many seconds are there in a year? Little Johnny: Twelve. Teacher: Twelve? Are you sure? Little Johnny: Yes. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The teacher asks the class: “Where do apples grow?” Smart Samantha answers: “On apple trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do pears grow?” Clever James answers: “On pear trees. “ The teacher asks the class: “Where do dates grow?” The class is silent. Little Johnny raises his hand and says: “On calendars?” This … Read more
A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the ten most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes, “answered the policeman. “Well, … Read more
During history class the teacher was discussing George Washington. “George Washington, not only did he chop down his cherry tree, “the teacher explained, “but he also admitted to doing it. Does anyone know why his father did not punish him? “ After a few minutes of silence Little Johnny answered, “Maybe because George still had … Read more
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: “My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old … Read more
A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor: “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad. “Gushed son number one… “Sorry I’m running late, I had an emergency, you know how it is, didn’t have time to get you both a present”. “Nothing … Read more
The teacher asked Willy, “If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?” Willy immediately answered, “Seven! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of the square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it’s’ completely irrational. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.