Fair Trade
A jeweler was on his way to work when he saw a sign that said “Watch for children”… He thought to himself, “That sounds like a fair trade. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Workplace Jokes
Bob Fired Fight
Bob: Why aren’t you working? Al: The boss and I had a fight, and he won’t take back what he said. Bob: What did he say? Al: He said, “You’re fired!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Overpaid Unperturbed
One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it. The following week, her check was for less than the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How come, “the supervisor inquired, “you didn’t say anything when you were overpaid?” Unperturbed, the employee replied, “Well, I can overlook … Read more
They’ll Talk Louder
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman. “Anywhere from $2 to $2,000. “ “Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man’s neck and said, “You … Read more
Salesgirl You’ll
Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress. In the clothing store she asked, “May I try on that dress in the window, please?” “Certainly not, madam,’“responded the salesgirl. “You’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
George Washington’s Clock
A politician died and went to the pearly gates. He peered over the angel’s shoulder and saw several clocks. He asked the angel what the clocks represented. The angels told him the hands of the clock only move when someone is lying. The man saw George Washington’s clock on the wall and asked the angel … Read more
Envelope Well
There was a manager of a company who was ready to retire, so he began training his replacement. Just before he left for good, he took the replacement aside and told him that if he ever got really jammed up, he should look in the center drawer of his desk and he would find two … Read more
Black Eyes
A man walks into work with two black eyes. His boss asks what happened. The man says, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square … Read more
Man’s Hand Along
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could … Read more
Body Shop
An Antartian was driving home on the freeway after work when she was hit by a hailstorm that left her car completely dented all over. She decided to go to a body shop and asked the owner how much he would charge to remove the dents. Seeing that she was an Antartian, he winked at … Read more