The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am, “he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with … Read more
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they … Read more
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. “What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?” she asked. “First I’d have to know more about the child, “the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. “He’s very bright … Read more
Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now… “ Little Johnny: “Yes sir”! Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?” Little Johnny: “Yes sir! , the customer is always right”. Boss … Read more
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them “Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs. “ Then one of his generals stands and says “But… Mein fuhrer why four hedgehogs?” Hitler then smiles and says “See? No one gives a f*ck about the … Read more
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. “Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package. “ “Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 30% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences … Read more
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, “he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where. “ “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy, “admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to … Read more
A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there, he decided he would go out and try his luck. He walked outside his hotel and looked up and down the street and saw an attractive girl standing on the corner. … Read more
After working together for a while, Frank and Jane’s office romance blossomed and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Frank finds Jane very tight and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Frank says to … Read more
A little old lady entered the main branch of a large downtown bank with a large grocery bag in her arms. She told the teller that she wanted to open an account to make a substantial deposit, in excess of $200,000. Further, she said that since such a large sum was involved, she would deal … Read more